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4.12.2006

Tiger Woods Is A Fucking Cunt or What Does A Limey Shout When You Chop Off His Balls?

Anybody see that movie Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang? Favorite line:

Don't quit your gay job.

That Shane Black is a funny, little fucker.

Here are a couple of things to take your mind off of all the serious, thoughtful and considered weltanschauung (look it up) out there.


While cameras rolled, N.C. trio castrated willing men

Seriously, you ask? Like a dog with mange in a leper colony...

The defendants -- Richard Sciara, 61; Michael Mendez, 60; and Danny Reeves, 49 -- are due in court this week for a probable cause hearing. Each is charged with five counts of felony castration...

I always thought that should be a felony. I wonder what the statute of limitations is...


The s-word

In the UK, the words spaz and spastic seem to pack a bigger punch.

But "Cunt" is just dandy. More proof that crooked teeth and funny accents are Nature's way of pointing out who the actual retards are.

And here's a nice list of offensive terms ranked first by a group of Disabled and then by a group of Untards:

The 10 worst words for a crip--, a speci--, a retar--... More things you shouldn't say.

3 Comments:

Blogger Steve said...

Man, you sure know how to come up with a good title.

April 12, 2006 7:38 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

What I loved about the UK was that "twat" and "cunt" were gender nonspecific insults. Which is how I use them still except, sadly, they are far more offensive here.

Not that this stops me.

April 12, 2006 11:28 PM  
Blogger Urban Barbarian said...

I like Shane Black.

April 14, 2006 12:16 PM  

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